Old man, new forum

OMG...the old man is posting something. Quick, get the oxygen, or the iodine, or something with a kick! It's a new wrinkle (pun intended) for a life lived in the curmudgeon lane, for a man who likes his coffee black, doesn't wear batting gloves, and thinks a real wood-burning fireplace is the only way to go. A man who remembers black and white TV, handwritten thank-you notes, and wearing a suit and tie to the office and the ballpark. But they say that a man's reach should exceed his grasp, so here goes my shot at grabbing the future by the short hairs...